"Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that."
I think Dean needs to join to Mile High Club,
probably none of u are online rn and will never see it but ive always wondered.
who is in the alastair growing flowers out of dean club.
publishing all my asks today
did you know about this
because it happened
and also, it’s really obvious. Andrew Ryan loved Frank Fontaine. did you even collect all the audio diaries
THIS SHIP SAILES ON.
no one invited u to this party
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
Alice, you are a gem.
#what’s this? WILL IS EVOLVING. DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDAAAADUNDUNDUNDUN
#Congratulations! Your Will has evolved into Fat Will!
#Fat Will: slightly chubby and bespectacled.. Fat Will attaches itself to the carnivorous Hannibal and feeds off his offerings
#Together they form one of the stranger symbiotic relationships of the Johto region
I literally. LITERALLY thought this post couldn’t get any better.
THEN A WILD HEATHER APPEARED
- caffeinechesters said: I will admit that this was straddling my squick line because some of de Sade’s work is just a giant flashing nope sign.
lol right? obviously it wasn’t your intention at all but like, just in general to everyone who hangs around if you’ve been following me long enough you may have noticed that I treat each and every social interaction as if it were a dick-waving contest and I need to prove I got the biggest one. especially when it comes to gross/sexy/gross-sexy so like. I really appreciate a good round of who can get closest to NOPE.AVI before I have to throw in the towel I just wanna let y’all know
omfg in my day-long parade of gross text I think you are officially crowned THE REIGNING QUEEN
oH MY FUCKIGN GOSH…………………………………………….