godkillinghimself said: still upset that you are not :(((((((

I’m really distraught I ruined the illusion

everyone, go on thinking of me as a huge hulking tall deep manly-voiced dark clothes wearing Joanna

I just went into the wincest tag and

dopernose:

If you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that I’m a loose cannon cop with a chip on my shoulder who just had his badge suspended so now I’m going after the scumbags who killed my partner on my own whether the chief likes it or not  

k4t0n1 submitted:

Another mutant hybrid emerged from the rubble but it was grotesque and hated its sibling. Why did he get off easy? Why did he get three heads? Why did he come first?

(I ran out of double entendres. I should feel some guilty about this because I don’t have the excuse of finals, but no shame.)

@thepoolhouse

emaa I missed you!!! I think my voice is so much nicer when I speak quietly *w* usually it’s so high and nasal ;_; clicker though wHY DO WE DO IT there is no clicking involved!!!

@dcotn

aHH I meant AIN’T GIVE A DAMN. PG VERSION I SUPPOSE

also I fORGOT COUPON DAMNIT. QUE-PON. QUE-PON!!! THAT’S TOO ADORABLE I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT

@jabletown

no it’s naturally creepy. also happy birthday ahh I missed it nooo!!! D’:

@k4t0n1

truly a universal affliction

@godkillinghimself

can I just say that I’m overjoyed that you seemed to have imagined me as a giant tall hulking deep manly voiced dark colours wearing Joanna. Because that is definitely the internet persona I try to cultivate

not that you care but I did the

VOICE MEME

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favorite color?
What color are your eyes?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?
Eat a taco or a quesadilla?
Be a shark or an elephant?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

s1207:

night sketch

hannibal has its writing problems or whatever but I like it a lot

so far every member of my immediate family has pulled me aside and very seriously told me to stop talking about eating people

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